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When hell is full, the dead will walk the earth.
Truly the last uniform you will ever wear. Either because the zombies have taken over the world and you are killing them and that’s your job or the zombies have eaten you.

This is the official uniform for the Dezombifier. The Dezombifier is the last line of defence against the zombie apocalypse (known as a zombocalypse). When the zombies take over the world (and it's not if they take over, it's when they take over) be prepared to fight the evil un-dead. Wearing this uniform will broadcast loud and clear to all those soul less zom's that you will be blowing their head clean off their shoulders in 2.8 seconds flat. Join us in the preperation for World War Z.

Included with your shirt is a Dezombifier licence that you slap your picture on, laminate that sucker, and tuck it in your wallet. So when the Zombidom (Zombie Domination) starts you will be equipped with all the proper gear to be authorized to kill the un-dead.

Prepare like its happening!

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8.5oz 100 % cotton tubular unisex pre-shrunk jersey. S=18", M=20", L=22", XL=24", 2XL=26", 3XL=28", 4XL=30"
Male model wearing Medium
(recommended dudettes order a size down)