Image of MR. FALCON: MELON FARMER
  • Image of MR. FALCON: MELON FARMER
  • Image of MR. FALCON: MELON FARMER
  • Image of MR. FALCON: MELON FARMER
  • Image of MR. FALCON: MELON FARMER

MR. FALCON: MELON FARMER

$10.00

The above is the 'edited for TV' title we were forced to change it to in order to appease the censors!

Just kidding! Did you read the shirt? It's covered in swears...AND bullet holes!

A truly DIE HARD shirt for any DIE HARD fan...of DIE HARD???

PRINTED ON:
6oz 100 % cotton tubular pre-shrunk jersey, Double-needle bottom hem and sleeves. Shoulder-to-shoulder tape. S=18", M=20", L=22", XL=24", 2XL=26"
(Recommended dudettes order a size down)