SURFS DOWN
$10.00
Put down those boards and head for dry, solid land. If not, you run the risk of getting attacked and swallowed whole by the most ferocious creature the deep has ever seen: THE SHARK!
Few have escaped unscathed from this menacing monster. Once you have been targeted by the Carcaradon Carcharias (aka Great White)...it's too late. Do what you can to avoid becoming a hot lunch...You can't outswim it. You can't overpower it.
You're going to need a bigger board...and a bigger closet because this shirt will tear all others apart, thread from thread!
PRINTED ON:
UNISEX: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ring spun Cotton. Super-soft, lightweight, slim-fit tee, preshrunk to minimize shrinkage. Body Width: XS=16", S=18", M=20", L=22", XL=24", 2XL=26"
Male model wearing Large
(recommended dudettes order a size down)