WET BANDITS
$10.00
The following is what you will learn from the Official Wet Bandits Criminal Mastermind Manual:
-How to wield a crowbar
-Properly clogging the drain after robbing a dwelling, thus flooding the house.
-Kids are afraid of the dark (also, the park)
-Just who in the hell 'Snakes' is
-Even gold teeth aren't permanent
-Santie Clause doesn't visit the funeral home (little buddy)
-How to anticipate automatic timers
-To avoid taking off your shoes in a house/getting tarred and feathered
PRINTED ON:
6oz 100 % cotton tubular pre-shrunk jersey, Double-needle bottom hem and sleeves. Shoulder-to-shoulder tape. S=18", M=20", L=22", XL=24", 2XL=26"
(Recommended dudettes order a size down)