TEE-K-O
$10.00
The following bout is scheduled for 10 rounds and will determine the #1 Contender for the VBA Heavyweight Championship of the WORLD.
In the blue corner, wearing pink, hailing from the Hasbro Zoo, he stands 20cm high, weighing in tonight at a slim, trim 2 pounds of plastic. He is a relative unknown in the boxing world - he is the self-proclaimed "Frenized Marble Chomper" he is the "Hungry, Hungry" Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppppppppppppoooooooo.
Fighting out of the red corner, from majestic Hippo Island in the South Pacific. He is wearing pink and gold. Weight unknown. Height unknown. He comes to us with a record of 18-9, with 18 KO's. He is ranked #2 in the Major Circuit and is the former VBA Heavyweight Champion. He is boxing royalty. He is KINGGGGGGG HIIIIIPPPPPPOOOOOOO
This is the bout the world (of gaming) has been waiting for - to see who is the "hungriest" fighter.
THIS THE BATTLE OF THE HIPPOS. THE FIGHT TO DETERMINE ULTIMATE SUPREMACY...
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN....LETTTT'SSSSSS GETTTT REEEEADDDDDYYYYYYY FOR HIPPPPOOOOOOOSSSSS
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UNISEX: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ring spun Cotton. Super-soft, lightweight, slim-fit tee, preshrunk to minimize shrinkage. Body Width: XS=16", S=18", M=20", L=22", XL=24", 2XL=26"
Male model wearing 2XL
(recommended dudettes order a size down)